Jay-Crepe:
Chronic Wet-paint toucher.
Exclusively Butts and Cats.
Background Illustrations provided by: http://edison.rutgers.edu/
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  • Chocolate:

    Raw nuts/seeds.

  • Oily/Fatty Snacks:

    Kale, leafy greens.

  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks:

    Actual, literal bubbles.

  • Chips/Salty Food:

    Topsoil.

  • Cookies:

    Freudian psychology.

  • Sweet Tea:

    A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

  • Pasta/Carbs:

    Pasta/Carbs.

  • Ice:

    The sweet release of death.